I am writing this at about 4:30 am and I was woken up by a 4.5 earthquake this morning and just, wow. I thought that it was the NASA Space Shuttle, but no – 4.5 earthquake. Luckily I have an app on my iPod touch the in a seismograph thing and it was recording so I’ll have a screen shot up in a minute.
Well… this is what I’ve been doing for the past 2 years…
Just playing with my friends, riding my bike with my friends, watching TV, giving my computer a VIRUS… AGAIN! (2009)…:( got a Nintendo DSi for my birthday (2009), Got an iPod Touch 8g for X-mas (2009), going to my cousins’ house to play (for a lot of 2009), and our AC broke in the middle of summer O_O (2009).
So that’s what I’ve been doing for awhile.
Hey Matthew here and I’m ready to start posting again!
If anyone was wondering why i stopped posting for awhile its because i got bored of posting for a LONG time and eventually forgot I even had a blog!
Sooo… this is My To Do list…
March, 15th…………………………. start interviewing people again.
March, 20th…………………………. Buy some Milk…
The Internet Lie
One day Billy went on the Internet to play Dungeons & Dragons Online. And he saw a Add that said Click here and you could win $1,000,000 in cash!
Then Billy clicked on the Add and it said… enter your first & last Name,Email,Phone number,and Address.
So Billy entered all that info listed above. And one week went by then two then three.
And then on the fourth week Billy’s doorbell rang so he answered it. Then he saw a guy holding a Giant Check!
He said CONGRAGULATIONS BILLY YOU WON $1,000,000!!!
But then the Police Showed up and Arrested the guy holding the giant check! Billy was sad because he didn’t get the Check.
But the Police Officer said ill get in touch with you for the reword money.
Morel: Don’t believe everything you see on the Internet
This is one of my fables i wrote… Sorry the sentences aren’t aligned properly and that the some parts are big and some are small that’s how wordpress made it 😦
The Gullible Goose
Thor (The Mean Goose)
G.G (The Gullible Goose)
One day there were two geese flying in the standard Seven V Formation. Their names were Thor and G.G.
One of them said to the other, “Hey, if you fly straight down, as fast as you can, when you hit the ground you will drill a hole straight to China!”
Then G.G said, “Really?” There’s no way that’s possible!”
“Oh, but it is possible. I’ve seen someone do it before,” said Thor.
“Well… ok, I will do it,” said G.G. Then he did it!
And then G.G hit the ground, but instead of going to China…
When he hit the ground he went… SPLAT! …
“Ha ha!” said Thor. G.G fell for it.
Moral: Don’t always believe what everyone tells you they might be trying to hurt and/or kill you.