This is one of my fables i wrote… Sorry the sentences aren’t aligned properly and that the some parts are big and some are small that’s how wordpress made it 😦
The Gullible Goose
Thor (The Mean Goose)
G.G (The Gullible Goose)
One day there were two geese flying in the standard Seven V Formation. Their names were Thor and G.G.
One of them said to the other, “Hey, if you fly straight down, as fast as you can, when you hit the ground you will drill a hole straight to China!”
Then G.G said, “Really?” There’s no way that’s possible!”
“Oh, but it is possible. I’ve seen someone do it before,” said Thor.
“Well… ok, I will do it,” said G.G. Then he did it!
And then G.G hit the ground, but instead of going to China…
When he hit the ground he went… SPLAT! …
“Ha ha!” said Thor. G.G fell for it.
Moral: Don’t always believe what everyone tells you they might be trying to hurt and/or kill you.